November proves to be a calamitous month with woe unlike any other thus far. Beware, oh beware November. The Fantod portends a mistake, a separation causes a hysterical pregnancy, the stress of which will make your eyelashes fall clean out. Your eat some gas station sushi, causing you to miss an opportunity as the twitching of your bowels results in a situation…too embarrassing to detail here. In your embarrassment at the Shart Heard Round the world, you become confused, delirious with the desire to extract yourself and change your undergarments. Just when you think it’s safe, a letter arrives. Someone witnessed the event and it will go on Youtube if you do not pay their ransom. You call their bluff, as you do not negotiate with terrorists, only to find it goes viral…on LinkedIn. Before you know it, it’s popping up on Facebook, Twitter and even…Snapchat. GIFs are made. You become a meme. Though you are quite famous, the job prospects are quite dim. One hopes this was not the answer to last night’s question. There are some things you should wait to let go of and gas station sushi is best avoided.
About these pulls: each and every day at noon, I close my eyes and select a deck at random from my collection to pull a card or two from to post for you right before I go to bed. Gives you a little something to sleep on and we can discuss them in the morning over coffee. You never quite know what will happen. If you’re interested in booking a reading or booking me for a party or appearance, you can email me at email@example.com #shareme #wellthatwasrandom #fantodpack #wtf #edwardgorey #oraclecards #humor #tarotreadersofinstagram #ethicaltarotreaders #stlouistarot #stlouis #bedtimerandom #divination
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